Little Timmy

I hate adulthood. Had I known adulthood is murdering puppies, I don't think I woulda made it past 11. Someday stand with a child while looking in a pet shoppe window. With a thoughtful, aloof and mature air, say with real piercing sincerity, 'little Timmy, when you get old, you'll have to kill all those puppies, because that's what becoming a man litteraly is."